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The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place. So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.
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