Here is a list with great sex jokes. Yes they are somewhat unappropriated but very funny. Just a warning, these jokes are not for underage kids.
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children. I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
The best sex jokes Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work.
Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A: A tearjerker.
Have you ever heard the jokes that are as funny as they are offensive? Well, as they say, prepare Uranus! The puns we collected for you will blow your mind!
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Order Funniest First Latest First. A beautiful woman walks into a doctor's office one day and the doctor is bowled over by her stunningly good looks and all his professionalism goes right out the window He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off.
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